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Game Reviews with a Twist of Mature Humor


Dive into our game reviews spiced with mature humor, offering a unique and entertaining take on the latest titles.

Bloodborne: Lighting is Overrated.
Seriously.   I can’t see bugger all in this game.    I’m in a chalice dungeon, is that a ladder I see before me, or did the mimic chest from Dark Souls get bored and take another form?   I really don’t know tbh, I can’t trust...
Borderlands 3: I’m just not feeling it.
Burned into the retina of my mind’s eye is the vivid memory of gambling my remaining blockbuster store credit on a new game I knew less about than how octopi have sex; that applies just as much today as it did when...
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