Reviews (Sort of)

Seriously.   I can’t see bugger all in this game.    I’m in a chalice dungeon, is that a ladder I see before me, or did the mimic chest from Dark Souls get bored and take another form?   I really don’t know tbh, I can’t trust anything. But chances are one of them slender …

Bloodborne: Lighting is Overrated. Read More »

Burned into the retina of my mind’s eye is the vivid memory of gambling my remaining blockbuster store credit on a new game I knew less about than how octopi have sex; that applies just as much today as it did when I was 17. I’m talking about cephalopods raiding the clam bar, not the …

Borderlands 3: I’m just not feeling it. Read More »