EXT – Outside a darkened red cavern in Hellfire Peninsula
Chuck “I’m not going in there”
Gladly “Look Chuck, I spent last night in a mossy cavern sniffing a spore bat’s back because YOU told me it would get me high enough to not notice the paralysis in my left arm that happened because YOU tugged one of Boglash’s tendrils.”
Chuck “You were trippin’ all over the gaff though mate, better than any booger sugar you’ll find in Outland.”
Gladly “Get the fuck in the cave.”
Chuck “Nah.”
Gladly “I didn’t have to drag you away from Boglash, I could have left you to either get shafted like some tentacle shit you only see in the wrong cartoons or put in a Naga cell and poked with a trident until you gave them back their fucking mushrooms.”
Chuck “Had to stick them right up the jaffer there mate they’re gonna go like mana cakes in Dalaran Sewers.”
Gladly “Yeah well hopefully it’ll make you run a bit faster”
Gladly pushes Chuck into the dark cave as he loses his footing and faceplants down a rockslide past a bunch of unsuspecting Felboars and lands luckily right in front of what they were seeking, a phosphorescent jelly substance growing on top of a glowcap.
He places it in his satchel that his mum knitted for him and runs past the Felboars, grabbing one by its two side legs and flipping it over on its back for a laugh on his way out.
Chuck “Let’s make like the Artful Dodger mate proper miffed off one of those boars.”
Chuck goes to run off and gets hexed by a mysterious shaman who flies down and takes his satchel.
Mysterious Shaman “Thank you for saving me the effort.”
Gladly “Ey I’m not gonna ask for the bag back it’s ugly as fuck anyway but how long’s me mate gonna look like Pepe?!”
The Shaman whispers in Gladly’s mind as he flies off
Mysterious Shaman “Take him to Zangarmarsh.”
Gladly “WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE JUST SPOKE TO ME IN ME MIND!! AM I SPEAKIN TO MESELF OR CAN YOU HEAR ME YA FROG FLINGING HIPPY?! WHY ZANGARMARSH?!”
Mysterious Shaman “Seek a Sporebat.”
Gladly “AAHHHHHH FUCK OFF!!”